The story of a lifetime, people.
Once upon a time, we were going to a corn maze. I love corn mazes, guys!
Anyways, my cousin, Jason, was driving and we were with our friend, Pono, and a random guy that I had just barely met, literally 2 minutes before.
Don't ask why, but Pono was texting his friend about all of my "good qualities" and so he turned to the random guy that I had just met and he said, "Hey, you've only known Becca for a few short moments. What would you say is her most attractive quality?"
Listen to how this tall, bigger, bald, not handsome man answered. He said, "I'm going to be 198% honest right now. She's mediocre. At best. But, if she did something with her hair, she could be kinda pretty."
That's literally what he said.
And you know what I did?
I laughed hysterically. Then he went on to say, "I mean, I've liked a lot of mediocre looking girls. They just had something about them that made them super attractive."
And, I said, "So, you're saying that I need a new personality, too?"
Some people just don't know how to use their words correctly, guys.
Very funny and I really like your new blog look.
ReplyDeleteOh good heavenly days! Sometimes I wonder how some people are allowed out of the house....but that is quite hilarious!
ReplyDeleteSay whaaaa? I cannot believe that. Really, though. I guess that means we are all mediocre.
ReplyDeleteI just barely read this. I told you I didn't really have a lot of time for blogs. Anyways, I laughed so hard my family came downstairs to ask what I was doing. I read the blog post out loud. This was their response:
ReplyDelete"Oh. How rude." and then they just walked away.
Seriously, I've missed your blog. I've sucked at reading & catching up. But, this guy sounds like a poop. You are so stunning & if you're mediocre, that probably makes everyone else a disaster!
ReplyDeletePS - I'm accidentally on my work account. This is Amanda (weandserendipity.com)
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